Because I have no time to maintain it.
Sorry I have a job and a life outside of the fucking internet lol.
I’m the last person you should ask about this
None taken stranger!
The Ministry of Magic would catch and deflate me before I exploded!
Holy shit thank you!
This was an awesome question, to be completely honest I would probably choose to be inflated like a huge balloon. The Harry Potter series (both the books and the movies) has always held a very special place in my heart.
Both Violet and Aunt Marge were shithead characters. They got theirs in perfect ways. I’ll always be biased when it comes to any question involving Harry Potter though.
Aunt Marge insulted Harry’s parents and it was a great demonstration of the deep seeded anger he harbored because of his upbringing and he could finally do something about it. (I.e. turn his Aunt into a giant balloon)